Ralph Pullins | Here in the black and white Skip to content Here in the black and white Ralph Pullins Primary Menu About Me Links My work available 5.17.16 BUY IT In Which I Allow Myself a Moment of Whining and Self-Pity Before Getting Back to Work rdpullinsMarch 22, 20178 Comments I have been in a loop, a snake eating its own tail. I’ve got work to do, words to write, people to help. I’ve got pending requests and approaching deadlines, and all I can do is sit here and watch internet videos of people falling down, or getting bit by geese. This is not block, which I am convinced is not real, but is a word used by someone who doesn’t understand their own story. I’ve got stories that I understand. They are there, all queued up, I’ve got ten days to complete a tricky bit of storytelling, a strange... Read More A Dusty Old Cassette rdpullinsFebruary 15, 20176 Comments This is all a lie, or at best, a partial truth. All of this is a caricature, a persona, a mask. You don’t get to see me; you don’t get to know me. You get what I share and this is it. So I have something to say and I’m not sure how to say it, or if I mean what it is that I have to say; I’m just going to pound the keys and hope for the best. I saw something written about the current political situation that said, in effect, on the bright side, think of all... Read More Full Reverse rdpullinsJanuary 31, 20174 Comments I love watching fail videos. Some fat guy slips on the ice and smashes his ice cream cone in his own face, trampoline accidents, someone getting whacked in the face at a pinata party, all comedy gold. I eat it up; I can’t help myself. I like this stuff partly because I feel a certain superiority to these people: What were you thinking, dumbass? But mostly I like it because I can recognize my own failures in them. I, too, have slipped on ice, wrecked my skateboard, fallen off a roof. I, too, have dropped my ice cream, have tripped on... Read More Third Annual Last Post of the Year rdpullinsDecember 28, 20162 Comments So as has become tradition, I would like to take the last post of the year and review last year’s goals, and set new ones for the upcoming year. According to my last post of last year, I laid out the following goals: 1. Write a new book: DONE, though it wasn’t the four novellas idea that I thought it might be, instead it turned out to be a middle grade sci-fi adventure story because my boys kept bugging me to write something they could read. It turned out better than I could have hoped and will eventually be a... Read More Ralph Reviews A Whole Lotta Stuff All At Once: Part Two rdpullinsDecember 19, 20162 Comments Okay, so I’m not a reviewer, I have no desire to be a reviewer, and I suspect that my reviews don’t mean shit to anybody, even if I wanted to write them which I don’t. I hate writing reviews. However, I do owe several friends and colleagues reviews. Since I genuinely have enjoyed their work and want to help share the word, and I know every little share makes a difference, instead of being a dick about it, I thought I would review a bunch of things I have run across recently as well. Not new stuff, necessarily, but new... Read More Posts navigation 1 2 … 12 Ralph Pullins Proudly powered by WordPress | Theme: refur by teFox.